Walmart To-do List

This post is rather pointless.
I laughed at this list though. Hope someone else will too :-)

• Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
• Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
  
• Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
• Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
• When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
• "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
• Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
• While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
• Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
• Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"